His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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