In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
