i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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