after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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