Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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