i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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