i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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