She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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