we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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