My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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