laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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