I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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