I think I am morally bankrupt
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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