The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I just blew my weed a kiss
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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