Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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