is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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