Define "chronic" masturbator.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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