He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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