his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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