pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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