We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Sorry about my life...
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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