It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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