He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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