You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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