her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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