Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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