I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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