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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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