She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Randomize
