You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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