We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
third nipple confirmed
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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