i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you would pick up someone in the library
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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