How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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