have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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