Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Mom said you looked used
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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