shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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