shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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