We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
either way he was missing a nipple.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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