hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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