she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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