I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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