Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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