that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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