We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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