Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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