i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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