I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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