I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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