do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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