ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Ketchup is God's man juice
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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