she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
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How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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