CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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