Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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