i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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