I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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