i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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